May 24, 2012 5:45pm
On today's visit we have Louie; that guy craves to join the soccer team and in order to do so he needs to get a physical from yours truly, Dr. Phingerfuck. The 1st thing I noticed about Louie is that he is a shy boy, fresh to the university and definitely ready to go up and above to meet the needs of his coach. I was just very clinical with this cute Hispanic kid. Asking him where the pains and aches were. He was very open and receptive to the fine ole doctor.