May 8, 2012 8:45am
On today's visit we have Louie; that guy wishes to join the soccer team and in order to do so that guy needs to receive a physical from yours truly, Dr. Phingerfuck. The first thing I noticed about Louie is that he's a shy boy, new to the university and definitely ready to go up and above to meet the needs of his coach. I was just very clinical with this cute Hispanic kid. Asking him where the pains and aches were. He was very open and receptive to the nice ole doctor.